*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:
I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE
it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”
Pizza 🍕
Oh my God I can feel that cup.
Hungry Howies vibes
I can taste that Pizza Hut cheese bread
Kid me: Why is that rude?
What I meant: Tell me what’s rude about this so I can avoid saying other rude things.
What people seemed to hear: I refuse to acknowledge I said anything rude. Fuck you and your whole family.
me: *writes fic*
me: great! time to post to ao3-
ao3 summary box: *exists*
me:
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pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones
peachzin